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Interventions – NHL Style (Let the Healing-ish Begin)
It’s the holidays, which really means something at our house: 1. I will drink my weight in internet bourbon. Oh sorry, it’s the holidays. I mean, I’ll drink my weight in room temperature eggnog if you...
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Tyler Seguin Misses Meeting. World on the Brink of Collapse! Raisinettes...
In Tyler Seguin’s defense, he thought the Bruins stopped serving breakfast at 10:30. Who knew? So, it seems that Tyler Seguin set his alarm clock to Boston time instead of Winnipeg time yesterday which...
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‘It’s A Milbury-Ful Life’— Every Time a Bell Rings, It’s Probably CBC Security
If the holidays are about anything, it’s tradition. At our house that usually means an eerily, way too accurate family recreation of Boney M’s – “Mary’s Boy Child,” complete with crazy Jedi robes and a...
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What Your Favourite Christmas Special Says About You as a Sports Fan – Yukon...
Christmas is only days away, and it’s already started to go pear shaped. When you have kids, people not in the “biz” see you and your “Small-Qaeda” showing up at their door, in much the same way they...
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Should Luongo or Schneider get the nod to start against Bruins?
Roberto Luongo has been playing well, and celebrated his 700th career game with his 57th career shutout against the Wild Wednesday, but Schneider is due to play and Beantown is his stomping ground. Can...
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“He Hates These Cans-ucks!”– The Steve Simmons Edition.
Now that Saturday’s renewed rivalry with the Bruins is just around the corner. (Oh, and if you’re counting that’s now 4 teams that the Canucks have a so-called heated “rivalry” with. At this rate,...
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Jack Edwards Loves His Bruins! (Just Don’t Ask to See His Crawlspace.)
So, I just found out that a remake of, Red Dawn is nigh upon us. However, this time around, that small Colorado town is about to be overrun by North Koreans. A few observations: 1. I will be dead and...
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“Lu-Gonego Baby Gone” No? What About “Fever Bitch”? No? Oh, “Mystic Diver!”...
“Boston Duck Tours. Why Yes, we do sell individual seats. No, no, I’m pretty sure they won’t be going by the building where Martin Sheen fell to his death in, The Departed. Why do you ask? Sir? Sir?”...
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Province Letters: Jassi Sidhu, Insite, drugs, cell phones, Canucks, Bruins,...
Tragically, for the family of murder victim Jassi Sidhu, and for Canada, there will be no justice for Jassi. Our justice and immigration systems are broken, corrupt and beyond repair. And neither our...
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You See Vancouver, This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.
“Here’s what I don’t understand. I don’t understand how a team can be so hated … I understand they have a couple of vexing guys like Burrows and Lapierre. They’re agitators, just about every team has a...
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Canucks nemesis Brad Marchand bails on Twitter after 3 tweets
Boston Bruins super-rat Brad Marchand joined Twitter Thursday to wile away some time while on suspension for his dirty hit on the Vancouver Canucks Sami Salo. By Friday afternoon, however – and just...
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Marchand claims NHL hypocrisy in his suspension, lack thereof for Nick...
From Puckdaddy.com: “Please recall the clip by Nick Foligno of the Ottawa Senators on Dion Phaneuf of the Toronto Maple Leafs on Tuesday, which resulted in a 2-minute minor and an eventual...
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Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas skips White House reception
The Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins had their visit to The White House as guests of President Obama today. Video of the event is being reviewed by Brendan Shanahan. Conn Smythe Trophy-winning goalie...
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Lightning Mascot Fired After Altercation with Bruins Fan – Costume Now Smells...
Fans Shocked at Thunderbug Starting a "Romney 2012" Chant “Well Mrs. Williamson, everything seems to be in order, let me just get this fax over here that has your reference check on it and…. Good...
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Your NHL All Star Fantasy Draft Primer – Release the Kraken!! or His Cousin,...
An almost near to capacity crowd fills a local roller rink, abuzz with the combustible energy fitting for the second possibly third best WhiteSnake tribute band (“Tawny Kitanaconda”) in the suburban...
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54-40 in on friendly wager over Canucks, Leafs playoff fates
Producer Garth Richardson of the Nimbus School of Recording Arts and local faves 54-40 have a bet between them. If either’s favorite NHL team fails to make the playoffs, the loser has to cough up for...
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Joey Chestnut scarfs down 69 hot dogs to retain Nathan’s Fourth of July title
Competitive eater Joey Chestnut ate 69 hot dogs in ten minutes Thursday to win his seventh consecutive Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest title in New York. It’s visuals like those that we are going to...
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Canucks vs Bruins: Caption this Luongo vs Reilly Smith photo…
They say a picture can say a thousand words. Ok, have your say. Steve Bosch’s description of this is pretty straightforward – what’s yours? ON MOBILE? CLICK HERE @whitetowel @provincesports no means no...
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Milan Lucic forgets the rules of Fight Club
Everyone knows you do NOT talk about Fight Club. Well, maybe those rules need to be updated because over the weekend, Milan Lucic and his visiting Bruins were in town and during his time off, Lucic...
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Milan Lucic slams Vancouver after middle-of-night bar scuffle
Boston Bruin star Milan Lucic has vowed never to return to downtown Vancouver after allegedly enduring an “unprovoked attack” in a Granville Street bar that left him feeling “disgusted” by his...
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His emotions set aside, Milan Lucic walks back from his anti-Vancouver outburst
Today’s lesson in don’t-speak-up-when-you-are-angry comes from Milan Lucic. (It’s a bit like the old lesson, don’t reply to emails that have you growling right away, give yourself some time to cool off...
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Boston Bruins’ Milan Lucic released anti-bullying book in March
Boston Bruins winger Milan Lucic, who allegedly threatened to kill the Montreal Canadiens Dale Weise during the handshake line following the Habs’ win in their thrilling 7-game series, is the author of...
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Province Sports Radio: Casual Tuesdays with Steve on hockey insects and more
Steve Ewen noticed a new insect has been named after Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask. Seriously. Of course, this also means Steve must answer the Casual question of what kind of newly discovered species he’d...
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Milan Lucic as a Canuck? Maybe…
We’ve heard the idea before – Milan Lucic, 2016 NHL free agent, becomes Milan Lucic 2016 Vancouver Canucks free agent signing. On Monday on TSN 1040, Looch admitted he’d love to play for his hometown....
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The @TronArmy #PhotoShaps of the night: Canucks vs. Bruins
#MustGame What a burning pile of dog poop that game was. Yes I called the shit, poop. I watched this game unfortunately. As a family man, full time worker and owner of only television I rarely get to...
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The Provies: Henrik calls for unwinning, Willie questions effort, and the...
It is the night the earth shifted, and the Canucks may never be the same. OK, that’s a bit much. But this is the night Auston Matthews became a potential reality for the Canucks, and the night the...
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